Showing posts with label Blueprint Cleanse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blueprint Cleanse. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Who Says Dreams Don't Come True


My dream came true.
By Sheila R. Rose

Blueprint Cleanse is now shipping to California.  An email popped into my account just minutes ago, and I was so excited until I read a little further.  The cost to get into my skinny jeans?  $85 per day. Ohmygosh. Seriously?

So even if I did The Renovation Cleanse for three days it would cost me $255.  I could get a pair of Gucci glasses for $285 at Nordstrom.

Wouldn't you think a cleanse to clean out your system would cost less than filling your body with scrumptious food?  Nope.  The reason a huge percentage of the American population leads an unhealthy lifestyle is because it is cheaper to be fat and lazy than it is to skinny and active. Read this 2005 Michigan State University study, which says only 3% of the population leads a healthy lifestyle, here. 

[The absurd part of this whole thing is that I still want to do it.  I still want to pay my alloted grocery budget for the month on three days of cleansing.  Why?  Because I'm a sucker.  That's why.]

Will keep you posted. 

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

New Obsessions



The Latest
by Sheila R. Rose

I really want to move to New York, so I can do the Blueprint Cleanse. I wonder if all marketers are suckers for good marketing as much as I am. Since yesterday, I have been agonizing about the fact that they don't deliver to California. And, I'm convinced this is the only cleanse that will get me into my skinny jeans because it's exactly what they say... You know anything marketers says is true, after all.

Also, I want you to know I discovered iWeb. This is dangerous. I'm now a marketer, designer and programmer all rolled into one.

Watch out.